The Audi A1 isn't even available to buy yet, but it appears some ignorant scally has vandalised one. What's that you say? It's a piece of art by Damien Hirst? Ah -- that explains everything.
This A1 may be an assault on the senses, but it's pretty tame compared to some of Hirst's other creations, including dead sheep, severed cow heads and embalmed shark corpses. We should, therefore, count ourselves lucky he hasn't festooned this A1's coachwork with the faces of a thousand deceased marmosets.
The car was put up for auction at Sir Elton John's recent White Tie and Tiara Ball, an annual fund-raising event for the musician's AIDS Foundation. It fetched a quite staggering £350,000. Clearly the party was chock-full of art lovers who weren't in the slightest bit drunk.
Click through our photo gallery to see how Hirst's creation stacks up against those of his rivals, and then have a read of our Audi A1 technology preview to see the car as nature intended. When you're done, head over to our chums at Art Car Central to have a butcher's at some other fascinating pieces of automotive art.