The Asus G71V is designed to be the ultimate desktop-replacement laptop. In its most expensive configuration, it uses the first quad-core processor designed for portable machines, has a whopping 1TB of disk space, a Blu-ray combo drive and a high-end graphics card.
It's ideal for gaming, movie playback and just about anything else you throw at it. It's available from Amazon now for a starting price of £1,249.
The G71V is ugly -- there's no two ways about it. The glossy black finish on the lid is passable, but almost everything else looks like it was designed by a 4-year-old in need of a strong dose of Ritalin. Lift the lid, and you'll find glossy black plastic around the keyboard, a carbon fibre-effect wrist rest and a glossy red finish interweaving the two. Individually, these elements aren't so bad, but together they're less than pleasant to look at.
We expect a certain number of flashing LEDs on a gaming laptop, but the G71V takes the biscuit. It has two vertical LED strips on either side of the lid, one illuminating the Asus 'Republic of Gamers' logo in centre of the lid, one by the hinge, two on either side of the front edge illuminating the desk just in front of the laptop, and one framing the mouse trackpad.
There's also a host of LEDs just above the keyboard, four of which are backlights for an array of touch-sensitive buttons. One toggles the mouse trackpad on or off, one switches the performance mode between high performance and power saving, one launches the Express Gate software, and the other launches Asus' Direct Console software, which lets you customise how garishly the various LEDs should flash. Bizarrely, this software can be used to specify whether the lights should stay on all the time, vary the intensity depending on how much work the CPU is doing, or flash in conjunction with the speed of the system fan.
More interesting, perhaps, is the OLED message panel just above the keyboard. This displays various system status messages such as remaining battery power, whether you have any instant messenges unread, whether you have a meeting due, or if you have new email. You can also make it display a text message of your choice.
Lastly, most of the ports are shielded behind flaps on either side of the laptop, which is not a good thing. Sure, they help streamline the look of the device, but they can be a hassle to open and close, and when they break -- and inevitably they will -- it's not as if you can pop down to the laptop flap emporium to get a spare.
The G71's biggest selling point is the quad-core CPU. It uses an Intel Core 2 Extreme Q9300, the first four-core CPU designed specifically for laptops. It has much in common with Intel's Penryn range of dual-core CPUs, except in this case the company has lumped two dual-core Penryns together to make a quad-core CPU. The only real compromise is that the Q9300 has 6MB of L2 cache memory instead of the 12MB found on the top-end desktop quad-core processors.
The G71V also contains 3GB of high-speed DDR3 1,366Mhz memory. We have to applaud Asus for this, as we've seen many manufacturers fob consumers off with (potentially) slower DDR2 800MHz memory in machines pitched at the high-performance market.