My 8-year-old didn't know quite what to make of the PlayStation 4 Mini Wired Game Controller.
"What's that?" he asked.
I told him that it was mini PlayStation controller made for people with smaller hands -- for people like him. It cost less ($30, £25, $AU40), was smaller, but was missing a few features. Like the touchpad (the small rectangular button toward the top is a reasonably good substitute), light bar, speaker and headphone jack. And there's no vibration or motion sensing. Color choices included blue, red and black. He had the blue in his hands, but he didn't need me to tell him that.
"Why do I need it?" he asked. "I like the regular controller. It's got the wings on the side that make it easy to hold. And there's no cord."
I wasn't sure why he needed it, I said. But he should give it a try and tell me what he thought. I'd write up his comments.
I connected the controller to a PS4 Pro and unfurled the cable, which is 10 feet (3 meters) long. That's pretty long, but maybe not quite long enough for some people. It just reached the couch he was sitting on. He fired up Madden 18 and played a few series.
"Pretty good," he said.
"Would you use it instead of the other controller?" I asked.
"If I had to," he replied. "It's not bad."
He didn't seem to care too much. He was calling another play. "How many stars would you give it? Out of 5 stars, with 5 being the best, how many? You can use half stars."
"How much does it cost again?" he asked.
"Is that a lot?"
"It's not nothing," I said. "I don't want to influence your rating, but it feels a little cheap to me."
I explained that the joystick controllers didn't have a grippy finish, like the DualShock 4. They were smooth plastic. I thought it should cost a little less.
"Maybe $20 or $25," I said.
"Yeah," he responded, although I wasn't unsure whether he was in total agreement or not. He remained distracted by the game.
"So, how many stars?" I prodded after a bit.
"I don't know. 3 or 3 and half. It's pretty good. It works."
So there you have it. A snap review of the PlayStation 4 Mini Wired Game Controller from the perspective of an 8-year-old with only some minor input from a father who tends to buy extra game controllers when they're on sale.