Fizzics review:

Ahead of the six-pack: Fizzics tops off your bottled beer with style

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MSRP: $169.00
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CNET Editors' Rating

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The Good Fizzics turns your store bought beer into a surprisingly capable imitation of draft beer without needing a keg or a gas cartridge. It's lightweight, portable, and compatible with a variety of bottles, cans and growlers.

The Bad Some beers, particularly sweet ones, taste better after the Fizzics treatment, but the way it smoothes carbonation and brings out the malty flavors hurts the complexity of hoppy beers.

The Bottom Line Fizzics isn't for everybody, especially beer drinkers that value bitterness and don't want to alter the way their beer tastes. For those who enjoy experimenting and value a smooth mouthfeel, a creamy head, or a sweet flavor profile, it's a fun gadget that's easy to use and not overly costly.

Brookstone Exclusive

7.8 Overall
  • Performance 7.0
  • Design 9.0
  • Features 7.0
  • Maintenance 9.0

Creating the taste of draft beer from the bottle sounds more like alchemy than science. Yet, that's what the Fizzics countertop beer system sets out to do without the help of kegs or gas cartridges. It's ready to use after a minute of setup out of the box, it's compatible with bottles, cans and even some growlers, and the only maintenance required is the occasional swap of its four AA batteries and a rinse of its hose. It's user friendly through and through, a success of thoughtful and attractive design.

But it's not magic. What it doesn't do is turn your bottled beer into a genuine draft variety of the brew. Now, don't get me wrong, it comes close. It actually comes much closer than I thought it would on first glance. I had to taste it to believe it, and from my first sip of anecdotal testing to my last blind taste test comparing Fizzics to an actual draft beer in a bar, it was clear Fizzics wasn't just selling a placebo wrapped in a sound show.

It's on to something real. It makes your beer foamy and creamy, and it makes sweet flavors pop more prominently. Since it costs a reasonable $170, that's enough to make it a worthwhile gift for any beer lover in your family, and a worthwhile buy if you like experimenting with your beer, or if you place particular value on smooth textures, a creamy head, or malty flavor profiles. It's best, actually, if you're a casual beer drinker and want a way to show off to guests and smoothen out the bitter edges in your beverage. Fizzics is a fun machine that I enjoyed testing, but since it falls short of genuine draft flavor, it won't please the most discerning beer drinkers, especially those that put particular value on hops and bitter flavors.

Availability

Fizzics, a crowd-funding success story, is available to purchase now exclusively at Brookstone for $170. For now, it's on the shelves at a select 30 locations, and you can purchase it from the Brookstone website. By the start of November, the plan is to roll Fizzics out to all Brookstone locations nationwide.

Fizzics Group, the beer tech startup behind Fizzics, is finalizing retail plans for international distribution in the UK and Australia. The plan is to keep pricing consistent, so that means the US price should convert to approximately £110 and AU$230 (plus tax).

The first sip

I unboxed my Fizzics brewer with my expectations set to zero. For one, the concept of using sound to make your beer taste better seemed like clever marketing. At best, I thought it would essentially shake up your beer to produce a convincing head while also making your drink flat.

My other reason for low expectations -- NitroBrew . A device with similar aims of making your beer better from the comfort of your own home, the various pieces of NitroBrew look like they'd be right at home in shop class. It's tough to use, and even when the stars align and you do get it to work right, your beer ends up tasting flat and bland. It doesn't come close to producing the effect of a professional Nitro tap.

So when I tried my first Fizzics beer, I was more than a little surprised when it not only gave the beer an attractive head, but made it taste great. After one day and one beer, my outlook for the Fizzics countertop beer system was on the rise.

Fizzics will look right at home on a countertop or on a bar. Tyler Lizenby/CNET

Even at first glance, it's better than the Nitrobrew. Fizzics looks right at home on a countertop, and particularly at home on a wet bar. I liked the look of the black body with grey accents provided by the base and the lid. It's slick and even a bit understated. The antimicrobial mat helps give it the feel of a bar tool. And the yellow logo on the mat and on the top of the handle give it just enough color to keep it from being bland.

At 3.5 pounds (1.6kg), it's lightweight, and once assembled, you can carry Fizzics wherever you need it to go. You will want to find a spot with plenty of height clearance, at least two feet. The handle sticks up from the top of the device, and the lid swings upward when it opens. One of the few annoyances I encountered when using the Fizzics was trying to work it when it was on a counter with a cabinet above it.

To use the machine, you unlatch the lid and swing it open. Place your bottle, can, or even a growler up to 64 ounces into the canister, and put the hose hanging from the lid into the opening of your beer. Make sure you don't pour your beer directly into the canister. I was glad to have read the directions, as that might have been my first instinct otherwise.

Unlatch the hood to open the lid and put in your beer. Tyler Lizenby/CNET

The directions also advise against using Fizzics with any other type of beverage, including hard cider. You'll use water to rinse the system, but other than that, keep it to beer. Even with water, you'll want to set a glass of it into the canister, not pour in the water.

Most of the time, that's all you'll need to do to clean Fizzics. Since you're not pouring the beer into the canister, only the hose actually comes into contact with your beer. By rinsing it with warm water each time I switched to a different beer, I never tasted any contamination. For longer term maintenance, you can easily remove the lid, the hose, and the canister, and give them each a wash. Cleaning the Fizzics, maintaining the Fizzics, and using the Fizzics are all exceptionally easy to do.

The look and feel of Fizzics charmed me, but I still wasn't expecting much. I kicked off my testing at 5:15 p.m. on a Friday. I was intrigued enough that I wanted to give it a whirl before the weekend. I found a bottle of Newcastle (a widely distributed brown ale) leftover from testing the NitroBrew. The last time I had tried this beer, the NitroBrew turned it into a flat, dull mess. My coworkers underwent the same experience, and I credit the four of them still in the office at that point with having some courage to take the leap and try this beer again.

Lo and behold, it was awesome. I watched each of my coworkers' faces light up one by one as they tried their first sip. Fizzics accented the malt characters of the Newcastle and topped it all off with a creamy head that made each sip smooth, sweet, and delightful. We were all shocked and thoroughly impressed.

Put in your beer knowing Fizzics will take good care of it. Tyler Lizenby/CNET

To be fair, it was one beer at the end of a long day, when any beer would have likely tasted great. And again, given our expectations going in, we would have been pleasantly surprised by any beer that wasn't ruined, so the fact that Fizzics didn't ruin the beer, but actually made it better caught us completely off guard. I needed to do plenty more tests in a much more careful manner -- but at the very least, it was time to take Fizzics seriously.

Next up, exploring styles and science

Fizzics works by pressurizing the canister after you close and latch the lid. Put your bottle in the machine, place your glass under the tap, and pull the handle forward, then it'll gently pour the body of your beer, controlling the flow digitally and keeping the bottle pressurized so as to keep the bulk of the carbonation within the beer.

Once your glass is two-thirds full, you'll release the handle and wait a moment for the flow to stop. Then, you'll push the handle away from you. At that point, the whir of the machine intensifies as it uses sound to agitate the carbonation in the remaining beer in the bottle, then a burst of beer hits your glass and a sizable if not oversized head sits atop your drink.

Place the hose in your open beer, then seal the lid. Tyler Lizenby/CNET

As it turns out, the theory behind Fizzics is sound, as brewing laboratories use similar technology in machines using sonication to effect the same process. Called sonicator baths, these are typically used to remove all of the carbonation from beer before performing analytical tests, but during the first moments of the process, the beer's fizz rises dramatically.

It's likely, then, that Fizzics uses the same principle but stops the process after a moment, while the fizz is still prominent and the beer still has plenty of carbonation. In practice, I can attest to the fact that Fizzics doesn't make your beer flat. It does taste livelier and smoother, though some of the edges created by carbonation have been rubbed off, which isn't always a good thing. The pros and cons of the Fizzics became clear as I tried different styles of beer.

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