I've spent the last few months reviewing baby-related technology, and the whole time, opinionated commenters have offered...feedback. On the products, me and my infant son. Here are some of my personal favorites.
"Call it the lazy mom seat!"
On a device that measures verbal interaction with children:
"(F)or hundreds of decades and till now all the babies of the humanity are learning the language involuntarily without problem. Why are you making this device now? would anyone need it beside this man in the ad?"
"Those products might launch your baby out the window..."
"At what temperature does it cook the baby?"
"When you see that the baby is growing that's when the babies (sic) growing. We need technology to help us use our brains"
"If you're a parent who needs something like this, maybe you shouldn't have had a kid until you have more time.
Disclosure: I don't have kids yet."
"oh sheet soon dad and mom robots" (All sic. All of it.)
Sorry, but I've got to disagree with you there.