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An infinity of bizarre Avengers products

From Groot cutting boards to Spidey canned soup, Earth's mightiest heroes aren't shy about selling you stuff. Even weird stuff.

Gael Cooper
CNET editor Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, a journalist and pop-culture junkie, is co-author of "Whatever Happened to Pudding Pops? The Lost Toys, Tastes and Trends of the '70s and '80s," as well as "The Totally Sweet '90s." She's been a journalist since 1989, working at Mpls.St.Paul Magazine, Twin Cities Sidewalk, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, and NBC News Digital. She's Gen X in birthdate, word and deed. If Marathon candy bars ever come back, she'll be first in line.
Gael Cooper
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1 of 17 Amazon

Earth's mightiest waffles

Avengers: Infinity War is bringing with it an infinity of products. Some might be blockbusters (those Infinity Gauntlet hands) and some are just silly (Spidey soup). Here's a super-powered glimpse at our favorites.

Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America and Thor decorate the outside of this waffle iron, ($48, which converts to roughly £35 or AU$60) which creates four very differently shaped treats. (See next slide.)

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2 of 17 Amazon

Hammer time!

They're not your traditional waffles, but if you need superpowers early in the morning, this might be for you. (See preceding slide for link and price.)

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Cut it out

Baby Groot can offer you a cutting board, but if you ask him for recipe advice, he'll just say, "I am Groot!" The board goes for $13, which converts to roughly £10 or AU$15. 

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4 of 17 Think Geek

For a super night out

Maybe you shouldn't wear these Infinity Gauntlet earrings ($12, which converts to roughly £10 or AU$15) to a formal dinner at Avengers Mansion. Jarvis might not approve.

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5 of 17

Strong financials

Good luck breaking into this piggy bank: It's shaped like Iron Man's Hulkbuster armor. There's a coin-release button on the bottom so you won't have to HULK SMASH when you're broke. It costs $8, which converts to roughly £5 or AU$10.

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6 of 17 Amazon

Get mugged

This gem-studded Infinity Gauntlet mug isn't exactly subtle, but it might help wake you up. It goes for $38, which converts roughly to £25 or AU$50. 

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7 of 17 Amazon

Battle royal

This Captain America-themed blaster ($20, which converts roughly to £15 or AU$25) doesn't seem that violent when you realize it's a Nerf set, shooting soft darts.

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8 of 17 Best Buy

Gotta hand it to him

Forget Hulk Hands, this Infinity Gauntlet ($100, which converts roughly to £70 or AU$130) is the new hot glove for Marvel fans. Each of the six stones lights up and plays sounds, but at press time, it was out of stock at many online locations.

avengersmerchironmanar
9 of 17 Hasbro

Reality bites

This Iron Man mask and goggles set ($50, or about £35 or AU$65) sits over your own augmented reality device for a game combining traditional role play with AR technology. 

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10 of 17 Target

Soup-er hero

Aunt May would want Peter Parker to have a good square meal, and canned soup is probably something even Spidey can cook up. It costs about $2, which converts roughly to £1 or AU$2.

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11 of 17 Target

Super sleeper

Space, the final frontier. Wait, wrong franchise. Oh well, these Infinity War pajama pants will put you to sleep in any galaxy. They cost $17, which converts roughly to £10 or AU$20.

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12 of 17 Amazon

For spicy battles

Dress up your next family dinner party with salt and pepper shakers of Cap and Iron Man ($12, which converts roughly to £10 or AU$15). No, Grandma won't think it's weird, why do you ask?

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13 of 17 SuperHeroStuff

Emotional baggage

Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet, in the form of a baggage tag, will guard your luggage on your next vacation. It'll cost you $12, which converts to about £10 or AU$15.

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14 of 17 SuperHeroStuff

Feeling >:( with Thanos

You'll never see Thanos this adorable in the movies or comics, but he's actually kinda cute as an emoji on this button. It'll cost you about $2 (roughly £1 or AU$2).

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15 of 17 Hot Topic

Mad money

I am Groot, and I'm here to guard your cash in a smiley zippered wallet. The wallet costs $36, which converts roughly to £25 or AU$45.

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16 of 17 Spencer's

Rockin' out with Groot

Feel like dancing with Groot? He rocks from side to side when powered by the sun, all while seated on a 1980s-appropriate boombox. ($15, which converts roughly to £10 or AU$20.)

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17 of 17 Spencer's

Hat-trocious

This Baby Groot beanie hat is a little unnerving, but we like the little leaf accent. The price is $10, which converts to about £10 or AU$15.

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