Sleep Number it
For when you can't think of a catchy name and just give up, but insist on using a lower case "i."
This one doesn't even need a bad joke. Just say it out loud.
Maybe Samsung was going for a rhyming thing here, but it's clear no one in product marketing knows what "welt" means. Either way, it's not a word that makes you think of something positive.
When just one "Be" isn't enough. This fitness tracker won't heal you of anything and it won't go anywhere unless you move first. Also, when you say it out loud, it sounds like you have a head cold.
If I was in second grade I'd giggle if my teacher mentioned this thermostat in class. Wait...I'm giggling right now. I also wonder if a certain band has heard of this product.
Hooray for unnecessary apos'trophes! Maybe it's a display...that lasts forever?
Casio Smart Outdoor Watch WSD-F10
I get it. It's a watch. You use it outdoors. It's Smart. An accurate name, yes, but also boring as heck.
The zippy foldable scooter that sounds like the guy who drove the tow truck on "Dukes of Hazzard."
The Spün smart utensil comes with interchangeable spoon and fork heads and an umlaut that's totally unnecessary.
Nikon KeyMission 360
It is a 360x360-degree video camera, but it has nothing do with keys or missions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
FANCI is a dashboard technology that analyzes your mood while driving. Sure, FANCI does stand for Face and body Analysis Natural Computer Interaction, but I keep thinking of cat food.
Sevenhugs' Smart Remote
You won't get one hug from this remote, let alone seven.