Yamaha's $16,000 FX Cruiser SVHO can go 70 mph. Standing still.
There's a phone cubby, but mine didn't fit.
Hairmax's laser hair growth system costs $800.
Results are not guaranteed.
For when rose gold isn't distinguished enough. Left: Logo in Sapphires, $10,000. Right: Leopard print in gold, $8,000.
Phone cases made from slaughtered animals cost $200 and up, and include python, stingray and ostritch.
Gamut Audio out of Denmark makes expensive audio gear.
And chairs. Here's me learning the whole system costs $60,000.
Luraco's $8,500 iRobotics 7 massage chair is so good, I stayed in it until I turned 80. And female.
Vespas are known as cheap wheels, but not the $11,000 Armani 946.
The three-wheeled Piaggio MP3 goes for $8,000. I call it Robotface.
If one wheel's enough for you, hop on a $800 Ninebot. For liability reasons, they wouldn't let me :(
Virtual reality pedaling with the $400 Virzoom bike is my speed.
Blueair's aware air-quality cleaner and monitor cleans up stink for $700.
Results not guaranteed.
Astell & Kern's all-copper high-res audio player with headphone amp bathes your ears in $5,000 worth of heavy metal. Or Steely Dan.
Say what? Turtle Beach's HyperSound Clear speakers, designed to help people with hearing loss, start at $1,500.
The $1,500 AKG N90Q active noise-canceling self-calibrating cans sound so good, I grew a beard (and got 10 years younger).
The Snouza Pico monitor asks $150 to reassure you your kid is still alive. Or breathing, at least.
The $280 Oura ring monitors sleep patterns.
The app then suggests stuff like "get more sleep."
The arouser applies suction and stimulation to her clitoris. It's $250. I have nothing else to say.
At $140,000, the BMW i8 is a somewhat larger investment in arousal.
I was just happy they let me sit inside.
Thanks for letting me play with all the luxury gadgets, RJ Mitte of "Breaking Bad"! Sure was fun.