Passive-aggressive gifts for tardy geeks (photos)
Wondering what to get for the dawdlers in your life? Here are some gifts that might finally get them to arrive on time.
Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock
Step one to showing up on time is getting up on time, and there's simply no way to ignore the siren song Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock from Sonic Alert. The 113dB blast from this $43 gizmo is almost as loud as a jet plane, and it shakes the entire bed, traumatically jolting even the utterly comatose to life. It's also simply a horrible way to wake up.
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Jolt caffeinated gum
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Vibram FiveFingers sprint shoes
Vibram's FiveFingers shoes are the footies of choice for Google's Sergey Brin, and the center of a hippie natural-running movement. Also, the hideousness should make you run even faster to wherever you're going.
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5 Second Stadium
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Motorola Droid
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Tokyoflash watches
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Casio G-Shock watches
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Hermione's Time Turner
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