Microsoft Booth at E3 2017

Behold the expansive Microsoft Xbox booth at E3 2017!

Rap battle? No way, these guys are obviously chatting about the hottest console at E3, the Xbox One X.

The only things standing between you and the One X were the long line and this dedicated Xbox employee who deserves a raise.

Whether you're sponsored by energy drinks or just sporting a handsome blazer, nothing beats an intense battle in Dragon Ball Fighter Z.

This is exactly what Bill Gates envisioned when he founded this company.

At Microsoft's E3 booth, there's a new blue screen of death.

These guys are no Arrrrcade Fire, but they dress kind of like them and filled the booth with lively pirate-themed ditties.

I always keep my Mythra behind glass too. 

You'd be happy too if you were an actor (Miles Brown, "Blackish") with access to the latest video games at E3.

You don't need a license to drive in the Microsoft booth.

Can't find your kids at E3? They're probably playing Minecraft Deathmatch at the Microsoft booth.

Xbox One X looms large above the crowds at E3.

The glass is actually for your safety, not the Xbox One X.

Your booth would be crowded too if you had announced 42 new games.

"You thought the line for the bathroom was bad!"

The Madden 18 demo area is the only place where the Patriots are not guaranteed to win the Super Bowl.