Lauding, lamenting Hello Kitty at 35 (photos)
Global fat cat Hello Kitty is turning 35, so we fete her by rounding up some of her most brazen assaults on the consumer electronics industry.
Swarovski-encrusted music player
Thirty-five years ago, Hello Kitty dropped an atomic cute bomb on the world and the universe was forever changed.
Over the past three and half decades, Kitty's face has graced tens of thousands of products, from underwear, stationary, and airplanes to cell phones, digital cameras, and Netbooks.
Fortunately (or tragically, depending on your perspective), the global fat cat shows no sign of loosening her claw-like grip on the consumer electronics industry, so to fete the feline on her special occasion, we breathed a sigh of resignation and gathered some of the most frightening cutest Hello Kitty gadgets from the past year.
This 35th anniversary limited-edition iRiver Hello Kitty music player is studded with more than 300 Swarovski crystals in white, black, red, and yellow. You can hang it from your neck with the included Audio-Technica earphones or let it dangle from your purse or other fashion accessory. It also doubles as a lighthouse in heavy fog. The 2GB player can hold about 480 tunes and sells for about $155 at iRiver's Japan online store.
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Kitty-covered Epson laptop
Isn't it good to see Hello Kitty on every conceivable product ever made, especially expensive items like laptops that you might later wish you had gotten in black or gray?
The standard-version $1,500 offering from Epson Japan comes with a Celeron 900 (2.2GHz) processor, along with 1GB of RAM and an HDD of 80GB. The $1,760 high-spec model has a Core 2 Duo P8700 processor (2.53 GHz), 2 GB of RAM and an HDD of 160 GB. Both have a 15.4-inch screen and Windows Vista Home Premium edition.
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Here, Kitty Kitty (PC)
This tripped-out MiNEW A10 apparently comes with an Atom 1.6GHz CPU, along with 1GB of RAM and a 160GB SATA HDD. At just less than 4 pounds, the box is light enough to toss out the window if Kitty's soul-searing gaze becomes too much for you.
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Cat and mouse
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Kitty bling in focus
The Kitty Exilim is a 9-megapixel digital camera with a 2.6-inch TFT screen and a Swarovski crystal-encrusted lens. GeekStuff4you.com is selling it for around $630.
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Kitty is key
The keyboard comes with a special decorated Kitty cover to keep dust out and cuteness in. Works with Windows Vista, XP, and 2000 with USB cable connector. About $60 from Sanrio in Japan.
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Kitty protection program
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Kitty on the line
The W-CDMA Softbank 942SH KT comes with an 8-megapixel camera with autofocus and anti-vibration features; a 3.4-inch VGA display; high-spec video functions; and loads of other features. It goes on sale in March in Japan.
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Fond Kitty memories
Available in 2GB and 4GB versions ($25 and $35), the 35thh anniversary drives are Mac/PC-compatible and 2.5 inches long by 1 inch wide. Sanrio apparently plans a host of other lovable characters as thumbdrives, including My Melody and Kuromi. Count yourself lucky if you don't know them.
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Kitty shocks
But the idea of Kitty dropping targets up to 15 feet away with up to 50,000 volts of cuteness is just too awesome and terrifying to ignore.
We'd like to remind our readers that people, not Hello Kitties, turn other people into quivering masses of incontinent Jell-O.
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