"Before every tweet, I take deep hits of gaseous cocktails comprised of 78% N2 and 21% O2 ... I also recreationally consume large quantities of dihydrogen monoxide. On the street, I pay up to $2,000 per megagram for it."
A bit disappointed that the corrugated shipping box hasn't changed in over a century. Maybe what I really want is wormhole-shipping. Buy something online. A 4D portal opens and a person hands you the product.