Your best weapon: an iPod Nano

Just when you thought you knew everything your iPod could do, some crazy, er, inventive ex-Marine put out an eight-step guide on how to defend yourself if all you have on you is your trusty Nano. In fact, replace with dismember someone else and you just about have it. Actually, it's more humorous than anything else. Give it a read if you feel the need to be entertained (via Gizmodo).

Disclaimer: CNET does not condone using an iPod Nano to hurt others.