Today is World Toilet Day. No we're not taking the, er, mick. The World Toilet Organisation is today highlighting some humbling facts about world health and sanitation, via a website that keeps track of your movements. So to speak.
We've kept the seat warm for you, so sit down and let us tell you more. The WTO has teamed up with Domestos to create the Flush Tracker, a site that shows your poop's progress from your convenience, on a convenient Google Map. It also shows the speed of your stool.
Anyone doing aantal twee in the Netherlands, nommer twee in South Africa, or numer dwa in Poland can follow their flush.
Another use of the Flush Tracker would be to combine it with the Locate My smart phone down the loo. We imagine would be the least of your worries.app, should you ever drop your
Now please wash your hands.