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What if the iPhone were 16 and kinda snotty?

Anne Droid, Elle G, Galaxy, and Apple walk into a high school. Spoiler: Apple's sort of a snob.

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Jessica Dolcourt is a passionate content strategist and veteran leader of CNET coverage. As Senior Director of Commerce & Content Operations, she leads a number of teams, including Commerce, How-To and Performance Optimization. Her CNET career began in 2006, testing desktop and mobile software for Download.com and CNET, including the first iPhone and Android apps and operating systems. She continued to review, report on and write a wide range of commentary and analysis on all things phones, with an emphasis on iPhone and Samsung. Jessica was one of the first people in the world to test, review and report on foldable phones and 5G wireless speeds. Jessica began leading CNET's How-To section for tips and FAQs in 2019, guiding coverage of topics ranging from personal finance to phones and home. She holds an MA with Distinction from the University of Warwick (UK).
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If the iPhone were a person, what would it look like? What about a Samsung Galaxy phone, or even Android software?

CNET's talented summer video intern, Bailey Whitehead, reimagined today's top phone brands and software as teenage girls hanging out in front of their high school lockers. And ohmigod, it's like, pretty freaking awesome.

Watch this: If phones were teenage girls