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Unreleased WikiLeaks cables refer to UFOs

In a new interview, WikiLeaks' Julian Assange declares that he is in possession of unreleased cables that make specific reference to UFOs.

Should you have not yet gotten over the WikiLeaks revelations that all of the world's countries are suspicious of each other, regularly try to talk each other into doing nasty things, and secretly bad mouth each other on the playground, I have some more bracing news.

Some of the as yet unreleased cables discuss UFOs.

You see, WikiLeaks' Julian Assange, who reportedly may soon be arrested, has given a new interview to the Guardian.

Replying to readers' questions in a live chat, Assange offered many pungently direct assertions. But for some, none was greater than his discourse on UFOs.

Assange admitted that WikiLeaks was approached by many people who might not have the finest of information when it comes to things we don't quite understand.

"Many weirdos e-mail us about UFOs or how they discovered that they were the anti-Christ whilst talking with their ex-wife at a garden party over a pot-plant," he said.

WikiLeaks' Julian Assange CC Espenmoe/Flickr

He made clear that WikiLeaks is neither interested in material that is authored by the leaker, nor material that has passed through many hands.

However, on the specific issue of whether those out there have hovered down to us down here, Assange declared: "It is worth noting that in yet-to-be-published parts of the 'Cable Gate' archive there are indeed references to UFOs."

What is more than a little frustrating to those of us who have new neighbors with some strange characteristics, is that there was no follow-up question that specifically and excitedly asked when these UFO-referencing cables would be released.

One wonders, therefore, whether they might offer some kind of addendum to the recent declaration by several retired U.S. Air Force pilots that pacifist aliens have wandered down here in order to disable our nuclear weaponry for a while.

Assange admitted that WikiLeaks was somewhat behind schedule when it comes to its role being recognized by the world community.

However, he seemed very clear that he was taking his political battle onto what he might consider enemy territory.

Making specific reference to WikiLeaks being removed from Amazon's servers, Assange explained: "Since 2007, we have been deliberately placing some of our servers in jurisdictions that we suspected suffered a free speech deficit in order to separate rhetoric from reality. Amazon was one of these cases."

I know that the hopes of very many rest on a remedy to the free speech deficit that sometimes seems to exist around the subject of beings who are not like us.

Indeed, Assange said that, should anything seemingly draconian happen to WikiLeaks, there is an emergency plan.

"The Cable Gate archive has been spread, along with significant material from the U.S. and other countries to over 100,000 people in encrypted form. If something happens to us, the key parts will be released automatically. Further, the Cable Gate archives is in the hands of multiple news organisations. History will win. The world will be elevated to a better place. Will we survive? That depends on you," he said, somewhat portentously.

Perhaps the sudden revelation this week that there exist life forms different from our own on this earth is a tiny precursor to WikiLeaks' potential revelation that certain members of the cultural, or even the political, elite are suspected of descending from green-skinned, five-legged people from the planet Burp.