Dr. Michael Breus, the Sleep Doctor, gets snowed out of New York today, and Justin Yu and Natali Del Conte are both suspiciously absent. We thought they were joking about the whole getting married thing. We didn't actually think they would hook up. Anyway, Heavy fills in today and does an admirable job of explaining why people get migraines. Essentially, Justin needs to take some Midol.
So what the hell is this Facebook ad supposed to mean? Jeff can't figure it out, but Heavy is heavy on the case. As usual, Jeff has a hater opinion on the new Late Night with Jimmy Fallon show. The best part by far is The Roots band. Anyway, we learn why smart people have a hard time dating. It's not the acne. It has mostly to do with the studying rather than dating.
Finally, big news of the day is that Apple updates its desktop line of computers. We know that the whole tech universe stops whenever Steve Jobs does...well... just about anything. Nothing spectacular here. It's just a refresh of its iMac, Mac Mini, and Mac Pro lines of computers. Wilson is just glad that the Mac Mini isn't dead.
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