The 404 271: Where we refuse to ever DP a Christian Bale movie

Why are so many celebrities such DIVAS!? We start off today's show with a heinous recording of Christian Bale freaking out on an innocent director of photography on the set of the new terminator. We also refuse to accept Michael Phelps for getting his herb on, but we do give Miley Cyrus a grand slam for slanting her eyes in a photo.

I really hate how this controversy is becoming the latest trend in the public spotlight. Why do people think it's OK to make racist poses in photos? First the Spanish basketball team, and now Miley Cyrus. Does anyone actually think it's funny? The lone Asian dude in the front doesn't seem to think so! Look at him--a single fish in the shark tank. Is that guy making buck teeth?! Come on, Miley, you know you're in the public spotlight as a star of a childrens television show and tons of girls look up to you; what you do with that responsibility is up to you, but for shame! Wilson and I will be waiting in the lobby of the CNET NY offices for your personal apology and grovel.