Ok, so far my Christmas tree is propped up by a PC that can outrun an Xbox 360, a ridiculous multi-monitor setup and a GPS tracking device for keeping tabs on rogue family members. But there's a notable lack of anything stylish.
Chris Stevens has been waxing lyrical about the pink Motorola RAZR V3, and as good as it looks, and as comfortable as I am with my sexuality, I'm not sure I'd be able to use it in south London without being beaten up. I briefly considered opting for one of the silver or black models, until I stumbled across the ultimate in chav chic -- a liquid gold RAZR V3i.
It's a one off collaborative effort between Motorola and Dolce & Gabbana, featuring a distinctive liquid gold finish, an exclusive polyphonic ring tone, a 1.23-megapixel camera, personalised sounds and pictures and a video clip illustrating 20 years of Dolce & Gabbana brand history.
Only 1,000 of these individually numbered golden beauties has been made, so I'm off to my nearest Dolce & Gabbana boutique to hand over £399 of my virtual crave pounds. Usefully, I've still got £35 of Crave currency left over, so what better way to arrive at my local D&G than in a chauffeur-driven limousine? They're a bargain at £35 per hour from 1CL.
Christmas has never been so decadent. -Rory Reid
Rory has bought these items:
Motorola V3i (D&G) and Limousine ride
Followit Personal Tracking Bundle
O2 Pay-as-you-go SIM Card
Locator PC Software
VT8 4x2 touchscreen stand
8x BenQ FP931 19-inch TFT
Nvidia Geforce 7800 GTX 512MB graphics card
Asus A8V-E SE motherboard
AMD Athlon 64 3800+ CPU
512MB DDR SD-RAM
Maxtor Diamondmax Plus 9 60GB hard drive
LG GCC-4521BB 52x32x52x16 CD-RW/DVD-ROM drive
Belinea 102005 20.1-inch TFT screen
Ebuyer Extra Value MG-415 ATX Middle Tower Case
Call of Duty 2 (PC/DVD)
Ezkey Black Office Keyboard and 3 Button Value Mouse/>
He has £0 left to spend before Christmas Day. Click here to find out more about Crave's virtual Christmas shopping spree.
Update: The D&G Razr V3i is now widely available -- we've photos here., and there are