Python puts the squeeze on DS Lite

If cobalt blue represents one end of the fashion spectrum for the DS Lite, then this snakeskin version is definitely at the other.

Another victim of the designer trend run amok, this Diamond Python by Japanese artist Mayumi Hasegawa is designed to fit the poor handheld gamer, according to Newlanches, hopefully not too snugly as to squeeze the life out of it. Then again, that might be preferable than having to wear something as hideous as this.

If you're really a glutton for punishment--or simply have horrible taste--you can get skins that cover both the top and bottom for a truly eye-gouging effect. Our only hope is that Paris Hilton doesn't decide to customize one of these with her own unique sense of style.