Put your face on a doll
'Never-miss-me-again' dolls offer creepy comfort
The "Never-miss-me-again" doll is so creepy, it makes Teddy Ruxpin seem like a Care Bear.
If you must, Popgadget says that Swiss company Bumbi has these dolls with slots for a photo of any face you like. There is also a recording device that allows the wool doll to carry a message recorded in your voice.