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Portal 2 USB Sentry Turret protects your laptop while you're away

While we're sure the novelty will wear thin rather quickly, this motion-sensitive, miniaturised Portal turret has all the right moves.

Craig Simms Special to CNET News
Craig was sucked into the endless vortex of tech at an early age, only to be spat back out babbling things like "phase-locked-loop crystal oscillators!". Mostly this receives a pat on the head from the listener, followed closely by a question about what laptop they should buy.
Craig Simms

While we're sure the novelty will wear thin rather quickly, this motion-sensitive, miniaturised Portal turret has all the right moves.

While its only line of defence is audio bombardment, ThinkGeek's USB-powered Portal 2 Sentry Turret is a faithful rendition of everyone's favourite cute death machine, taking an aggressive stance should someone encroach on its personal space.

US$39.99 is rather expensive, but we're sure it'll tickle someone's fancy. We'll just keep on hoping that someone realises the comic superiority of a defective turret, and releases an interactive pair that banters.

Via www.thinkgeek.com