Google's Pixel 2 gets bent out of shape during torture test
Commentary: The torturers at JerryRig Everything get ahold of Google's new phone and it doesn't appear to stand up so well. Especially the back.
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That doesn't look good.
It's agony releasing a new device.
No sooner is it out in the wild than someone takes a scalpel or a sharp knife and tries to wreck it.
One of the most renowned wreckers is Zack Nelson at JerryRigEverything.
So when Google's Pixel 2 phone emerged on Thursday, you knew that his executioner's take wouldn't be far behind.
The good news is that the screen -- subject to some controversy on the 2 XL -- performed as well as either the iPhone 8 or the Samsung Galaxy S8.
There was less good news for the device. Nelson found the back of the phone scratched very easily.
Google coated the metal back of the phone with, in its words, "a premium hybrid coating," in order to make it easier to hold.
The result, however, is that Nelson's little knife cuts chunks straight off the phone. He also criticized Google's varying descriptions of the back. As well as the "premium hybrid coating" there's also "metal unibody" and "painted exterior."
There was one more tradition to the process: the bend test.
Here, the Pixel 2 split down the side with the very first flex of Nelson's fingers. He blames an antenna line at the weakest point of the phone. Just like with the iPhone 6.
This certainly doesn't look like the sort of phone you can safely put in the back pocket of your jeans. Nor in any jeans that fit you with consummate snugness.
Google didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.
In Nelson's tests on the iPhone 8 and the Samsung Galaxy Note 8, both stood up rather better to his assaults.
Ultimately, though, phones are personal items. You have to decide what suits you.
And then you have to decide how you will use that phone and store it in order to preserve what works for you.
The Pixel 2, it seems, is a sensitive little thing.
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