As regular readers of this blog very well know, our overlord Mike Yamamoto is Hello Kitty assault rifle on BoingBoing (appropriately called the HK-47), I decided that maybe I ought to believe Mike and start getting worried.and believes wholeheartedly that the pink-and-white feline is trying to . So, you can imagine, when I found evidence of an (unofficial)
Unfortunately, there isn't really a Hello Kitty assault rifle. The site that BoingBoing links to, "GlamGuns," is a parody site. You can't really commission them to create you a Hello Kitty AK-47, complete with crocheted shoulder-stock muffler, for $1072.95. And you can't get a wood-burned monogram on the barrel.
It's too bad, because I think Mike was hoping he could arm himself with one in protection against the Kitty Army.