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He's likely inspected it in private.
Well, when I say "laptop," I mean Microsoft's Surface Pro 4. This is the machine that Microsoft uses in ads to mock the iPad Pro.
Still, on Twitter there has emerged a picture of Tim Cook's nameplate with the Surface perched enticingly by it.
Hyken Wong, who posted the image, added this helpful thought: "Haha, All the SP4 there in Development Forums, even Tim Cook has to use it."
I contacted Apple to ask whether Cook actually did use his competitor's product. I'll update, should I hear. I can't imagine for a moment that he would have trusted it. For security reasons, you understand.
I also contacted Microsoft to see whether, by any odd chance, the company has any images of Cook using, stroking or even snorting at his free gift. Again, I will rush to include these, should they exist.
It seems, from other images of the conference, that few if any of the attendees actually used the machines.
CEOs are rarely complimentary about each other's products. In public, that is. That's not to say companies don't examine them carefully back at the office and cheerily steal any ideas they find uplifting.
More than one human being surely chuckled when Apple came out with a stylus -- I do, of course, mean a Pencil (after all, Samsung had gotten there a bit earlier). And more than two humans, I suspect, giggle because Apple now encourages you to use the iPad Pro with a keyboard to make it look, oh, just a little like the Surface Pro 4.
Of course it could be that Cook took one look at his Surface and decided it would make a perfect kickstand for his iPad.
After all, CNN's election experts took that approach in 2014.
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