Learn to speak like an Aztec
It's been brought to our attention that some readers don't find the items posted in this space esoteric enough for their tastes. So we contritely offer this link to a research site on Nahuatl, which the Wall Street Journal describes as "the language spoken by the Aztecs at the time of the 16th century Spanish conquest and now the first language of 1.5 million Mexican Indians."
We hope its servers can handle the onslaught of traffic.