It's not censorship, it's "safetyship"!

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is calling for a mandatory government warning label on Web sites that contain sexually explicit material. Failure to post the warning, he says, . Plus, he suggests jail time for Web site operators who use deceptive words or images to lure people to their explicit sites, and, according to some interpretations, favors making it a crime to actually post any sexually explicit material on a home page for any old person to see. Of course, since the definition of the material in question appears to cover everything from hard-core porn to the backside of a puppy, this set of laws would no doubt achieve every overzealous bureaucrat's unspoken wish: to just get rid of that troublesome, dangerous, subversive, evil Internet altogether.