Actor and comedian Matt Berry made us guffaw in sitcoms like The IT Crowd and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. His latest comic project? An Matt Berry's Sexytime Soundtrack.app called
Perhaps it's best if we let the app description speak for itself. Although it's less 'speak', and more 'pant suggestively into your ear':
"Hello, I'm Matt Berry and welcome to the only app that gives you an erotic soundtrack tailored to the intensity of your love making. The harder you go at it the raunchier the music becomes..."
We can only imagine what Moss would make of it. The description goes on to claim that the app "uses the iPhone's gyroscopic and accelerometric capabilities to provide the perfect sensual soundtrack. Not only that but by measuring your rhythm and speed my app will also judge your performance accordingly."
The app includes three different soundtracks to accompany your mattress-bouncing activities: Expert Sex, Ugly Sex and Holiday Sex. Meanwhile, Berry supplies "firm but experienced advice while you work". Having downloaded the app to our iPhone and shaken it about a bit (yes, the iPhone...), we can report that the results are not erotic. At all.
They are, however, quite funny. We suspect we won't be taking advantage of the app's ability to share our performance rating on Facebook and Twitter, mind...