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Fully loaded media bed is heaven defined

A retractable 32-inch Sony HDTV and computerized massage are just for starters.


While we will always remain faithful to the TV bar as our favorite media furnishing (with the LCD pool table a close second), we must admit that this multimedia bed will turn more than a few heads.

It's not the first TV bed we've seen, but Hollandia's "Platinum-Luxe Elite" is more than a place to lie down and watch Seinfeld reruns--it's an entire "sleep system" with a boatload of built-in electronics, according to BornRich, including a retractable 32-inch Sony Bravia HDTV in its footboard, a five-disc DVD/CD changer, iPod docking station, five-speaker surround sound, a subwoofer underneath, and a computer-controlled massage mattress that pulsates to the rhythms of the music being played. It's like the "Music Power Bed" on steroids.

All of this is wrapped in a stylish but durable Italian-designed fabric that's even pet-proof, the company says, so you can put away that special Dirt Devil cleaning machine. Although we've never been to Holland, we'd move there in a heartbeat for the furniture alone.