Countlesson the market claim to play music, or at least play iPods and such. But this dress tops them all.
The "Yuga," a conceptual frock from designer Teresa Almeida, has a speaker apparently woven right into what's called a detachable "belt," though it looks more like a saddlebag to us. But fear not, fashion mavens: Balance is everything, and this accessory can be offset nicely by a matching handbag for full stereo output. (Remember to carry it on the opposite side for proper acoustics.)
Perhaps a pair of speaker shoes will be designed for surround sound.