Has your generous nature left you so poor after Christmas that you can't afford to treat yourself? Don't fear, impoverished chum, for we have a £25 Amazon voucher to give away, and all we ask is that you tell us a few choice facts about your buying habits in our survey.
Apart from Les Dennis, no-one really likes a survey, but this one's shorter than Ronnie Corbett with his legs chopped off. We did a few star jumps to warm up, started our stop watch and completed the survey in 58.1 seconds -- and that includes mistyping our email address twice, like a clot of the highest order.
Not even the Queen makes £25 a minute. Just imagine -- one minute's work and you could afford not one, not one and a half, but almost two Dave the Funky Shoulder Monkeys.
You have to be 16 or over to be entered into the prize draw to win the voucher, and make sure to complete the survey before it closes at 3 o'clock this afternoon.