I've never had the pleasure of breaking a bone, but if I did, you can bet I'd be wearing a Casttoo to share my innermost threshold for pain with the world.
Casttoos are customizable, waterproof cast decals. You e-mail in the image of your choice--yes, X-rays work great, though a shattered Terminator endoskeleton might be a valid secondary option--and they'll mail you out a decal that can be affixed via hairdryer.
Prices range anywhere from $20 to $40, but hopefully, if you're on decent pain meds at the time, you'll have no issues shrugging off the small purchase.
This story originally appeared on Gizmodo.