Another alien air filter lands on Earth

As if we weren't paranoid enough already, what are the odds of encountering two alien air filters in as many days? First there was the "Antibac2K," and now we're subjected to yet another spherical filter from outer space.

The "Fresh Air Globe" supposedly filters domestic air, cleansing it of everything from pet odor to cigarette smoke, according to Shiny Shiny. It tries to appear even more innocent, looking more like one of those snowflake toys than anything else. But we know the truth.