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Your Mamma!

by Josh K / November 16, 2005 5:23 AM PST

Since so many threads here rapidly descend to that level, I figured why not cut to the quick and just start there. So.....I invite anyone interested to contribute their own ''Your Mamma!'' joke. I'll start.

Note: These usually are done as "Yo' Mamma!" jokes with "ebonics" but I figured I'd play it safe and stay PC so as not to violate the TOS or ruffle anyone's feathers.

''Your mamma's so fat that she's got two other mammas orbiting her!''

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Oldie but goodie
by Diana Forum moderator / November 16, 2005 5:49 AM PST
In reply to: Your Mamma!

Your mamma's so fat that, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Diana

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OK, here ya go:)
by Glenda / November 16, 2005 7:19 AM PST
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Yer ugly and yo mama dresses you funny]:)

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Your grandkids Mama ...
by Evie / November 16, 2005 7:21 AM PST
In reply to: OK, here ya go:)

... wears combat boots Grin

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hehehe........
by Glenda / November 16, 2005 7:29 AM PST

Yes Karen does wear combat boots]:) LOL! And she is darned proud of it too!

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Yo momma's so lazy that...
by EdH / November 16, 2005 7:47 AM PST
In reply to: Your Mamma!

instead of writing an insult she just posted this LINK

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