but with your luck, you might go blind. ![]()
You'll know it'll happen after:
0 - A freshly paved new road is redug to fix some ulility
0 - You sit in your seat reading the paper and someone asks for a section
0 - You finally finished paying for the car and some repair is required
0 - Your kid is now 16yrs. old and asks for the car keys
0 - Your kid is now 16yrs. old and auto insurance goes up
0 - The weatheman says, "no rain", it rains buckets only in your area
0 - Your kid goes to college, you apply for a 1st mortage
0 - You prepare for big meeting, eat a snack and find a stain on clothing
0 - You've hunted yrs. for the perfect buck and your son takes it, 1st time out
0 - You've waited yrs. to marry off daughter and you have diarrea on that day
0 - You finally pay your mortage off and house burns down(flood, tornado, etc.)
0 - You're blood pressure is down, diabetes under control, cancer in remission, your daughter is pregrant and unwed
But heck, you know God still loves ya, "poof", you die in freak accident -----Willy (I made this up)

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