We are Star Wars fans, as well as Rednecks
Good memory moment: Shortly before Orion's accident, he and Michael had taken a little trip together. They decided to go see the last Star Wars movie. Afterward, they discovered a cartoon in a newspaper that Orion had to cut out and bring home for me. It's still up on the refrigerator door. He said it was his favorite:
A middle-aged man sporting a huge belly and an ill-fitting Darth Vader costume, complete with light saber, is buying a theater ticket. "One adult," he says. The young ticket-taker states, "Am I, like, the only one who sees the irony here?"
Thanks for the laugh this morning as we get ready to head off for a well-deserved, 3-day weekend. Kelton is looking forward to spending my money. ![]()
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... you've ever used the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
... your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
... you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
... you have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
... you think that an Ewok tastes better than a Wookie when barbecued.
... you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
... you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
... you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
... your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
... you have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
... you have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
... although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
... you have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
... you have a cousin (or, for that matter, a wife) who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
... you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
... you wonder what the big fuss is about when people find out that your best girl, Princess Leia is also your twin.

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