From today's Shoe :
Shoe to waitress: How did you come to be named "Madison?"
Madison: My parents were in Madison, Wisconsin when I was conceived.
Shoe: That's unusual!
Madison: Not as unusual as my brother, K-Mart!
-- Dave K, Speakeasy Moderator
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