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Two elderly vultures decided they would fly south this year for vacation, so they make reservations with an airline.
They arrived at the airport, and the clerk looked at their luggage and asked if they wanted to check in as baggage the two dead raccoons they brought with them to snack on.
"No," the vultures said. "They're carrion."

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