WJW: groaner

AT A POINT DURING A GAME, THE COACH CALLED ONE OF HIS 9-YEAR-OLD
BASEBALL PLAYERS ASIDE AND ASKED, "DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT COOPERATION
IS? WHAT A TEAM IS?"

THE LITTLE BOY NODDED IN THE AFFIRMATIVE. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER WE WIN OR LOSE TOGETHER AS A TEAM?"

THE LITTLE BOY NODDED YES.

"SO," THE COACH CONTINUED, "I'M SURE YOU KNOW, WHEN AN OUT IS
CALLED, YOU SHOULDN'T ARGUE, CURSE, ATTACK THE UMPIRE, OR CALL HIM A
******-HEAD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ALL THAT?"

AGAIN THE LITTLE BOY NODDED.

HE CONTINUED, "AND WHEN I TAKE YOU OUT OF THE GAME SO ANOTHER BOY
GETS A CHANCE TO PLAY, IT'S NOT GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP TO CALL YOUR COACH 'A
DUMB A**HOLE' IS IT?"

THE LITTLE BOY NODDED AND SAID, ?BUT I DIDN?T SAY THOSE THINGS!?

"GOOD," SAID THE COACH. "NOW GO OVER THERE AND EXPLAIN ALL THAT TO
YOUR GRANDMOTHER."

A man walks into a very crowed bar,everyones having a good time.The man says to the bartender give everyone a drink,when i drink,everybody drinks.The bartender then gives the man the bill,the man says when I pay,everyone pays.


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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender give everyone a drink,and give yourself one also.Now some time has gone by with the man buying drinks for everyone,including the bartender.The bartender decides that the man is drunk and throws him out.A couple of days pass and the man goes back to the same bar and says give evereyone a drink.The bartender askes what about me,don't i get a drink,the man replies,you get nasty when you drink.

Tom