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WJW: Come to think of it...

by Dave Konkel [Moderator] Jun 5, 2007 10:46PM PDT

A Baptist minister was seated next to a salesman on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The salesman asked for a whiskey and soda, which the stewardess brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen ****** than let liquor touch these lips."

The salesman then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "On second thought, me too. I didn't know we had that choice!"

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