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A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me six Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 22 Anglican."
(Yes, I know it's a repeat, but tis' the season!)

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