A lady goes into a pet shop looking for a parakeet to give to her daughter as a reward for making the honor role. As she is looking, she notices that the prices ranged between $300.00 up to $500.00. Except for one that had a price tag of only $50.00. Always skeptical, the lady went to the shop owner, and asked why they are selling that particular bird so cheep. The store owner replied "I'm not sure you want that one, It was previously owned by a lady who ran an escort service for men, and it has a tendency to say some offensive things at times". The lady, unable to resist a bargain, decided that the price was too good to resist, and she could tolerate the occasional offensive language. So she bought the bird. Upon returning home, as soon as she walked in the door, the parakeet said "new whorehouse, new madam". The woman was very startled, but she remembered what the shop owner had said, and didn't think anything of it. Soon, her daughter returned home from school with a classmate. Just as they walked in, the bird said "new ******, new ******". The daughter and her friend were deeply offended, but after the lady explained, they all had a good laugh.
Hours later, the lady's husband, Jerry, was returning home, late as usual, from the office. As soon as he walked in the door, the bird said "Hello Jerry."

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