Well folks, it was bound to happen -
The Sermon was so long that a poor chap died
right there in the Church Pew.
The Medics were called in and they rushed in with
stetchers, when the medic who was in charge called
to the head usher, "We finally got the Right One!"
You see, they had already carried out six other people.
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