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WJW: 2/3 of a pun...

by Dave Konkel [Moderator] Dec 2, 2003 8:58PM PST

A man goes into a bar with a salamander on his shoulder.

The bartender says, "What's your salamander's name?"

"Tiny", the man says.

The bartender replies, "Why'd you name him tiny?"

The man says, "Because he's my newt!"

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NT 2/3 of a pun=3/3 of a groan :-)
by jonah jones Dec 2, 2003 9:14PM PST

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OUCH! - nt
by Dan McC Dec 2, 2003 10:18PM PST

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NT LOL Worse than Rick's joke! :-)
by Cindi Haynes Dec 3, 2003 1:14AM PST

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(NT) Bad Bad Bad -- VOTE!
by Paula Rae Dec 3, 2003 1:43AM PST

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