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With baseball right around the corner...

This is a detective story so pay close attention! Three elderly
ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They
smuggle a bottle of bourbon into the ballpark. The game is very
exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely, mixing the
bourbon with soft drinks. Finally one of them passes out. Soon they
realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of
innings to go.

Now the hard question: Based on the given information, what inning is
it and how many players are on base?

Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth, one out, and the bags are loaded.

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Patrick, if you don't change your attitude

you'll never get voted into AARP.Happy

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Voted in?

Oh no - do they count hanging chads? I've been eligible for 5 years but those "Blue Hairs" are way to militant for me HappyHappyHappy

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The voting? You didn't know

that it's really a secret society?Happy Then you don't want to know how they "retire" their undesirables. They stop mailing you stuff.....and what did you think I was going to say?Happy

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(NT) (NT) Remember the Gray panthers?....:-).

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