I think you've got a bigger problem. It seems your keyboard is broken and typing in all caps. Must be annoying, and you have my sympathies. Maybe someone will have a good deal on a new keyboard today, it being Black Friday and all.
AFTER INSTALLING SP2 MY COMPUTER TRIED TO OPEN EVERYTHING WITH ADOBE ACROBAT READER; NOW ADOBE IS REMOVED (WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY) BUT NOW MY COMPUTER JUST OPENS MY PROGRAMS AFTER REPLIED THE QUESTION: 'WITH WHO'S USERACCOUNT YOU WISH TO OPEN THIS PROGRAM?'

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