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by Mark5019 / June 17, 2006 9:40 AM PDT

LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA , San Diego, California...A Highway
Patrolman
pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been
wearing
his seat
belt, he had just won $5,000 in the state-wide safety competition.
''What
are
you going to do with the money?'' asked the policeman. ''Well, I guess
I'm
going
to get a driver's license,'' he answered. ''Oh, don't listen to him,''
yelled a
woman in the passenger seat. ''He's a real smart Aleck when he's
drunk!''
This
woke up a guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, ''I KNEW we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!'' At that
moment,
there
was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, ''Are we over the border yet?''

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