Loved it Ed, Thanks! Just dying here when I read this one:)
A women goes to the Doctor (strangely enough his name was Bill) & says -------
"I have this problem with gas and flatulence, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I believe I know the problem. Take these pills twice a day with a full glass of water and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts -- although still silent --stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your selective hearing...."
Three Cheers for Doctor Bill!