(giggle!)
That reminded me of an old joke I can't fully remember. Something about a fellow riding a motorcycle. He had put on his jacket backwards to help cut the wind. After he crashed, another guy came by, and called for help. As the EMT walked up, he asked, "Is he still breathing?" To which the good Samaritan replied, "He was. But the poor fellow's head had been turned backwards, and he stopped when I turned it around."
Like I said, there was more to it. ![]()
Angeline
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the
ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are
rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator,"I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure
he's dead."
There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

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