Another note - my phone is an HTC One M8 that I just purchased, so I wouldn't think it would have any bugs from downloading stuff.
This is guaranteed to sound crazy: I'm being stalked by a WiFi network named "Matilda". The network has gone everywhere I have gone and often ranges from one to two bars of reception. Any ideas everyone?
I consider myself reasonably tech savvy, so I'm shocked I can't figure out the source. I have made sure my phone and any phones near me are not broadcasting as hotspots, verified my car isn't the culprit, and have told my phone repeatedly to forget the network. Why why why?

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